"The service really is as shitty as everyone else says. If you are in third row of the line, it's as least 20 min."
"Watch out for the killer dog loose on the grounds. It bites first and asks questions later."
"Beware, you will leave with a rash."
"Watch out for the dinosaurs."
"The service here sucks! Ask for drummys or all you will get is the wing portion."