"Peanut. Butter. Smores. #Nom"
"Root. Beer. Glazed. Meatloaf. #SweetJesus"
"Parking IS stupid. I'd you're within a mile, just walk."
"The crab cakes are worth it. Better price AND way better service than Phillip's"
"Yield to your left, keep the traffic flowing..."
"The breakfast here is pretty amazing..."