"Check out groupon now. From time to time Boulder Creek Market offers $6 for $10"
"Order a pancake flight. Cut it. Put it in your mouth. Chew it. Swallow it. Love it."
"Order Pizza. Eat it. Love it. Repeat."
"Community Hour is great $2 beer and great apps"
"BEWARE OF THE QUADRATESTI"
"Do not light tiki torches on your porch"