"As a vegetarian, the half baked doesn't sound exciting on paper, but it is probably the best taco on the menu."
"They painstakingly replicated some insane nails I wanted to have and they looked AWESOME."
"Get a double scoop of the red velvet and trifecta. Oh my god."
"When your friends are on their way to Taqueria Cancun, lead them instead to eat here."
"Pizza? Terrible. Calzone? Mysteriously pretty alright, especially if you sub in Alfredo for the marinara."
"Get a new piercing from Shae!"