Julian Battistella

"First thing bro walk into wangs, scoobz, scoonz, then yo chick (slammed in a row). I'm here more than I'm at my house man, pool table is too proper mayne, Batti OUT."

"I cream panties everytime a manz walks up in here. I love this store more than my own mother. Service is like an Asian massage parlour, smooth and oily. #Duuuuty"

"There's a rat infestation in the kitchen area, which is full of sweatshop children imported from China"