"It is the most awesome place in the world"
"Great burgers. Fish fry is always top notch."
"Great Record Store. Worth the trip."
"I like most of the amenities, the meth lab is beyond reproach"
"The guy who lives here keeps trying to fondle my privates"
"Degenerates trying to sell garbage out of their front yard. They also open their windows and jam a lot of Maroon 5"