"C'mon baby shake your body do that conga. Service and food will disappoint ya."
"Watch out for the bum sleeping in the trees along the highway."
"Phlegmatic TSA officers couldn't be bothered to fix/use their technology. I guess he was too busy tryna keep it weird. Poor form, ATX."
"Avoid the guy with the round rimmed tortoise shell glasses at all costs. I don't know how he still has a job in customer service."
"One of the best beaches in town!"
"Awful service. We had to ask for 1/2 of our entrees twice, received them 25 minutes after the 1st half were served. After one entree was wrong we asked for the manager 3 times."