Jordan Pisarcik

"Ninja Turtles keep the appliances safe. Cowabunga!"

"As others have said, great water boiler."

"The tiny spicy fried meatballs and the spaghetti with cuttlefish ink are amazing."

"This club is awful. They don't let in people who are wearing button-down shirts or sweaters. T-shirts only. Oh, but they don't tell you that until you get to the front of the line. Total BS."

"Definitely expected it to be "just another zoo", but I was wrong. It was easily the best zoo I've ever been to. It's huge and modern, and they have some very rare animals."

"The New York Strip is pretty tough. The filet was tender; not sure about other cuts. On the whole, it was good but not great. Brother Sebastian's is much better."