"The dryer on the 11th floor sucks! Had to run the dryer cycle 4x's tio get 1 load dry. :-/"
"It's still chilly out there, but not quite beach weather yet. come in for an airbrush tan, mention foursquare and get 10% off!"
"Kataoke on friday night"
"Sausage, egg & cheese in a pita... Also, the cheeseburger combo!"
"Come on by... you never know what I'm cookin up or pouring from one day to the next!"