"Deposit your books after hours on the west side of the building."
"My wife was appalled at the condition of the bathroom. Note on both stalls: please do not flush toilet paper down toilet. No thank you."
"The men's room is spacious and clean."
"If you are looking for a bicycle specialist, ask for Mark! Very knowledgeable and extremely patient!"
"A patty melt off the grill is phenomenal!"
"The ninja turtle flavors are a must try!"