Joshua Osborn

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here. The Burgin...hungers."

"If you don't have a firm grip of Physics going in, God help you, because Dave will certainly not."

"The freshmen on the first floor only get fed on Thursdays. So, count your fingers and toes on the other days."

"Watch the little kids. They'll steal your phone in a blink of an eye. Once that happens, God help you if you want your phone back."

"Makes you feel like you got your lunch money stolen."