"If you break your leg! I am not rushing over to help your dumb ass for jumping out of a perfectly good plane!!"
"Try not to stare too hard at the half naked runners! It can be very dangerous!!!"
"You won't understand the fucker but you'll get a good quick haircut and not a drop of hair is left on you because of the bootleg vacuum on the clippers!"
"If you go at 5 or later the place is like a damn club scene! females everywhere!!! If you want to seriously lift come at 5am with the BEASTS!!!!"
"Apparently mom cooks tostones here!"