"Channel the tortoise, not the hare."
""I'm not sure what Hell is like, but my guess is an overcrowded version of Phoenix." - Hunter S. Thompson"
"Come in after a bad day at work for some puppy therapy."
"Get the carne seca. It's the best in the world."
"Take off your shoe and let your toes feel up on the grass."
"Go sssslllllllllooooowwwww."