"JUST started selling the veggie egg rolls(personal favorite) again after a brief hiatus, and it's always good to drop by and feast on some fairly tasty crab Rangoon!"
"Be mindful of dental health."
"CAUTION: Riot gear is often suggested, but not always necessary."
"Adam gets off to the smell of a freshly opened pack of trading cards."
"Everyone here is a moron, for the most part."