"Ask for the newborn infant platter - specialty of da house! If there's any left..."
"This place has the best meatloaf sandwiches in the east village!"
"Overpriced everything. But they have everything. So...your call. The old guy that smiles a lot with the glasses and cheap gold neklaces is mean and the reason why the place is a ripoff."
"2-4-1 everything until 8pm everyday. That's top shelf, folks. Get get get."