Josh Robinson

"Future sanctuary from inevitable zombie epidemic."

"Feel free to take one of the many front bicycle tires left in the bike racks. On the house."

"They don't have a very good selection of eyes here."

"The Sloth's Perch is a sacred haven, a sanctuary, to rest one's weary body, and hang out. If you aren't actually slothing it up at The Sloth's Perch, please Do Not check in here."

"While you're here, check out Austin Gage! He loves Johnny Cash, Inception, long hugs from strangers, loud repeating alarms, and odd numbers!"

"Jot down your pooping experience in the Poo Log, on the windowsill of the bathroom. It's a record keeper."