"Get the large chicken kebab.... Mmmm.... Greasetastic...... Lol"
"Buy Tesco's own tropical juice... Laverly... Lol"
"If your going shopping here on a Sunday,don't forget it closes at 4pm"
"Don't get the scrambled egg, there's no egg in it..... Lol"
"Try the fosters super chilled,nice pint in here."
"Bring your own food,canteen food is garbage...... Lol"