"You're basically screwed if you're diabetic here. They take away your sugars even if you have medical paperwork and tell you to buy inside and "deal with it". How about you don't hire ignorant people!"
"Madam Gorski will teach you to dance."
"Watermelon martinis are like melted jolly ranchers, yum!"
"Vegetarian? Get the grilled cheese animal style, yum!"