"No more fire roasted sauce :("
"Just opened, so extremely busy. Can hardly walk, more like shuffle through the store. Fitting room line is an hour wait. Check out line is even longer. I suggest waiting till the hype dies down"
"Model2Web in suite 401! Need an online spokes model? Go here & talk to Jake!"
"Waited in line for 20min to be checked out. Literally. 36 lanes and only 4 are open! Seriously?! But hey, that's like every walmart"