Jordan Orelli

"really, really crappy chicken tenders."

"The mille foglie is puff pastry with nutella and whipped cream, like a fancy hand-made Napoleon."

"Go old school and order a Turf Club, or make the bartender sweat by asking for a Smoky Paloma."

"I don't normally check into places that aren't restaurants, but I felt the need to because the staff is always so helpful. Don't be fooled by the name: they have a good selection of spirits, too."