"Don't argue with Courtney. She will put you on Leadership "issue" list"
"I feel like I'm in a life-sized game of frogger in the lot"
"I feel like everytime I drive on 17 that I'm about to die. It's really hard to type this and drive on this hwy. I'm also eating won ton soup and reading the paper. It's what the cool kids are doing"
"They clean my shirts.. AND give me wire hangers for s'mores"
"I was hoping they had stray chickens here. Sadly, they do not. But there was an El Pollo Loco nearby... so, it's all good"