Jon Bon Bon

"Great place to score crack...everyone is a drug addict here"

"Ask for Gigi"

"Rob is easy to con...Just put on your best poker face and he is quite the sucker"

"The Frosted Orange Cigar is by far the best... The Whipped Merangue comes in a close second"

"If you want a seat for the Xmas services, please be advised you must camp out on the grounds the night before Black Friday style should you want a seat"

"Highly endorse for a good, quick dip. Just does you right after a long walk on the beach. No need to have your wristband on either so it's hassle-free"