Jonathan Ware

"The scales at the second floor fitness center are in dire need of recalibration. A 45lb plate weighed in at 50lbs. Don't freak if you weigh heavy."

"Frequent traveler? Save your toiletries from the hotel and drop them off at the front desk."

"Garmon GPS could not find this address in Gurnee IL or list this as an Avis location. Avis also has a very small sign making the location difficult to locate. Look for the Sears Auto Center sign."

"If you are from the south then work extra hard to enunciate. Folks up har caint undastan uh dang word ya sayin otherwise."

"Hit the treadmill to warm up before tackling freeweights."

"Sale today. 9/13/13"