"The best Miller Lite and Coors Light specials in town!"
"Ask about getting D.I.X. slapped!!!"
"Ask for Jonathan's "special shot"."
"Laid back environment. Autumn is great. Super detail orientated."
"Just another bar filled with people that think they are too cool for school. No thanks."
"There's always this hot girl at the bar wearing these sick accessories. I think her names Jackie...."