Jon Layne

"Scan your purchases with Red Laser app before buying. Best Buy's Online price is always less and they have to price match it."

"The chicken tacos at the Poolside Grill are incredible!! Don't forget to chase it with a Corona."

"Have a drink ticket you can't use? Give it to the little old ladies. A glass of wine takes the edge off while traveling."

"If the elevator door doesn't open for you on the south tower, don't freak out like I did the first time, just bang on on the door and it'll finally open."

"Is there a nuclear waste facility nearby leaking radioactive material? This store is a perfect candidate for www.peopleofwalmart.com"

"This place is ridiculous. I bet only 10% of the washers and dryers work. The other 90% are "Out of Order". It's time to spend a little money if you want to make some. Let me know if you want to sell."