"Try the hot tub. Good wine list, too!"
"Ask the bartender to invent a cocktail for you. If you like it, you can name it!"
"Poco has the most incredible chocolate lava cake. It's eaten with a spoon. Best shared with someone, lest you have a chocolate freak-out!"
"It is MUCH larger than it looks from outside!"
"The margaritas are *watery*. Seriously. Very disappointing."
"Pasta is... ok. It is prepared decently enough, but flavors are strictly americanized south Italy. Heavy, hearth fare. Non-pasta choices ordered at own risk."