John Waller

"Fickle cub fans: stop hatin on Soriano. Don't turn on your own players. This ain't Philly."

"Awesome, extensive selection of intelligentsia coffees here. Tres Santos was great"

"Approach the dog with caution"

"Malbec Beef is the way to go. Huge bonus: they serve Intelligentsia Coffee"

"Definitely read the scouting report beforehand. Steer clear of any turtle from Wisconsin. Reading the weather report is also a good idea as conditions have an impact on the race"

"The pastor burrito and chicken super quesadilla are delicious. Service was quick. They're open until 5am on Fridays. This place is a gem."