"Only 3.99 on Mondays!! Awesome!"
"If you see the old man with glasses bartending, turn around and leave cus he only serves the white folks."
"If youre planning on getting two pizzas after 6pm, plan on waiting for a billion hours."
"Best potato salad, like, ever!"
"It's hella hot! Like stuffy, can't breathe, thighs sticking together hot! No AC, just a few fans around. Come naked or you'll die of a heat stoke here."
"The Guava-Grapefruit sorbet is phenomenal!!"