"worst trader joe in all of the greater raleigh area"
"Do not get the antipasto salad, it looks like it came out of the deli section at walmart, and is covered with cheap canned articokes. Fail"
"Kudos for not burning the food, but still an over priced olive garden. Not Impressed."
"Do not EVER have the shepard's pie, its like eating cat food! And if you get a tall white guy with a shaved head as your waiter,... RUN! He is awful!"
"You have to try the homemade red sauce!"