John Coles

"It amazes me how McVities can make such a shithole smell so good."

"The guy here is a law breaking bastard. I once popped in for cigarettes and he sold me counterfeit fags, not duty free but blatant fakes. He also sells duty free fags - twat should be banged up"

"The food is always fantastic - a must for any TfL staff"

"Don't eat in the staff canteen if you respect your body even slightly."

"S/B Overground Trains towards Euston are at 55, 15 & 35 mins past the hour."

"N/B Overground Trains towards Watford Junction are at 08, 28, & 48 mins past the hour."