"Corollos' deli sandwiches are the best. I'm from Chicago so I know what an Italian deli sandwich should taste like. Don't forget the hot peppers!"
"Owen is a great personal taxi! Linton, Chalette, Andres, Tarees, Pops, and the rest of the staff are amazing...remember to watch the sunset! $2 red stripes can't be beat. Best price on the beach!"
"Money hungry and full of $#%T. Go elsewhere! BOGO still means you are paying way too much!"
"Titos!! Titos!! Titos!! Best vodka at the best price!!!"
"Now selling Jesse James American Outlaw Bourbon!!"
"Haven't tried Line 39 Sauv Blac yet? Best price in town for a delicious white wine!"