"See The New Limb perform at 3:30. They were voted best Indie band at the 2010 OCMAs!"
"Don't go in there! It's a trap! I almost didn't make it out alive! Don't eat the steak."
"I'm always animal-style here!"
"You get special healing powers if you drink unicorn's blood while in this place."
"Many video games and great home cookin'!"