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"Surprisingly high quality meats. Everything I’ve had is delicious. Their signature Colombian hot dog may seem strange, but it’s just so crazy that it works!"
"Nick is the best. Everyone is awesome. A perfect fade every time."
"Mediocre, overpriced food."
"Absolutely everything. Carbonara is a go-to. Mama’s gravy on Sundays. All better than you would ever think. Best Italian food this side of the Atlantic. Seriously."
"Everything is the absolute best. Not hyperbole. A must try."