"Ask for a punch card. 10 washes and you get a free one."
"Change your flight and go to Hawaii. If going to Hawaii change it for longer :)"
"Go visit Michelle and Joel the penguins, Michelle likes to steal the rock from Joel, but you can tell they love each other."
"Follow the road past the no trespassing signs all the way to the end"
"Have a drink by the fireplace in Concourse C at Timberline Steakhouse. Best airport bar around"
"This lion will only roar at Virgins"