"In and out in kess than 5 minutes. No bitching from this dude!"
"If you show up at just the right time and know the right peeps, get yoself a 'dog in heat'"
"The cheese bomb of pizza pie here was so DENSE that when compressed into my stomach cavity, a small black hole was created and now I am floating aimlessly through space-time! Thanx P.P.!!!"
"Anna Wirth gives the FRESHEST 'DOS! Can't stop makin out with myself tonight"