"Only place in the valley to offer Brazilian Waxing!"
"Wow. Who ever is working this Saturday doesn't know what they are doing. 20 minutes and counting to deposit cash and two checks."
"Pass me another fried mayonnaise ball, I think I can still feel my blood movin. D. Tosh"
"Not sure if they do it every Wednesday, but it half price!"
"Beware of ferocious attack baby!"