"Best meat market anywhere, and I grew up on a farm."
"Great hair removal services. Get the numbing cream"
"If you take Mondales class prepare for a 100 push-up cool down, literally. I can only do thirty in a row after years of taking it, but when I started I could only do 5...so don't get discouraged."
"Best slices ever at 5pm or 5am"
"Kirkland brand vodka and olive oil is fantastic."