"I tried to order the sangria, but they were out. Also, a 30 minute wait for dessert? wtf."
"As the lady of the house ages, she becomes less fussy. If you tickle her, she might even smile."
"this location is now closed. sadface."
"an amazing assortment of tights & leggings!"
"Fantastic public restrooms, but be sure to use the ones on the 3rd floor; the 2nd floor ones aren't as nice."