"Customize your order! Don't like green sauce, get a red quesadilla!"
"Staff is excellent and friendly. There is a reason this hospital is busy, they are good at what they do. Also, if you are going to the waiting room, bring something to occupy yourself."
"If you or a loved one has a drug, alcohol, or gambling addiction, call 800-517-4949 and talk with our staff now."
"Short on cash? Either two huge slices of pizza for 4.50 after tax, or 4 for a mini pizza kids meal. The pizza is bigger than the plate."
"The staff is friendly, but I'd like to see the test that says they are any kind of genius!"