"Yummy and cheap. What more do you want?"
"I suspect hell occasionally calls Time Warner Cable for tips on how to make people extra special miserable."
"They are friendly and helpful, but the space is tiny and has no privacy. Also, they seem to be perpetually running behind."
"This is central Asian cuisine, not eastern European."
"The net is fast enough to watch hulu. Bring along your laptop and catch up on your tv."
"The little shop is expensive but the staff are super friendly. Try the soup."