"You can substitute milkshakes and different types of fries as part of the meals in Cork. Bit of a balls you can't here"
"B Block will be mine Twomey"
"Student haircuts €10 Monday to Wednesday only.... €13 otherwise."
"Don't get in the way of que skipping old ladies, they'll cut ya."
"Hands down the best haircut in the city."
"Now called CIT Cork School of Music"