"Don't be a lazy ass!! Pick up after your pets!!"
"Drink all you want but your ass better be sober and have your shit organized by the time you do checkouts!!"
"If you use the elevator to go up or down one floor, you may get smacked by another student. Don't be lazy, take the stairs!!"
"It's really muddy in there after it rains so you may want to bring a towel to wipe your dogs paws off after playing."
"Lay out on the chairs to the right towards the entrance or you'll get caught in the shade as time goes by!"