"Paying 30 bucks for valet would be ok if they didn't take 30 minutes to bring you your car."
"Shannon trades hugs for cigarettes!"
"If you have to take an epic dump, so epic that it warfs out of the top floor bathroom into the weight room... please pull the fire alarm. Whoever had Indian food for lunch just ruined my soul."
"Worst service in the history of Mexican restaurants. Im writing this tip while I've been waiting for our waitor to return. About to walk out on the check. Fuck this place."
"The line is out the door like nicki minaj is inside giving out free blowies with a side of guacamole!"