"Delayed wait on food and when finally received - the meat was cold. Waiting staff are lovely though, very apologetic :-)"
"Gammon is quite simply 'Delicious'"
"Standing in the queue watching the employees is a bit like being in a sketch show... Hilarious. Make sure you have an hour spare in order to collect though..."
"How do you like your chicken? Cooked or raw?"
"The best food on London Road by a country mile, try the Burritos - incredible!"
"Quirky little joint isn't it?"