"Just got back from not getting my haircut there. Appointment was 35 minutes late, with just 20 min to close the shop/as they cut my hair. You have enough money for 12 TVs, but no respect for my time?"
"Bathroom is attached to the kitchen."
"Please hang out back or in the house between sets."
"Their Irish coffees are the best I've tried. They melt the sugar into the whiskey using the espresso steam wand."
"New temporary location above the food court."