"Try the Quiet Man its ri-god-dam delicious!"
"Try the knuckle sandwiches...a la carte...deeeelicous"
"The service is awful. 25 mins for a sandwich. Only come here if you have about an hour to kill"
"The scotch is a little pricey but still delicious"
"Try the miller lite! Its delicious"
"Word on the street is this place is siiiiiiiick......BOOMSHAKALAKA"