"The prices they have on their website do not match what they charge in the store."
"Stop in for a coffee sample and meet Eric. He has the best recommendations of where to go in Miami. He also knows everyone, including a famous backgammon player and Tito Puente's son. He's a boss."
"Y'all, they don't have blankets on the bed. Just a sheet. And then a duvet with no cover. And then another sheet on top of it."