"Don't come here when the work day ends, the lines move slow as hell"
"The line moves at half the speed of smell, hope that there is nobody in there if you're in a hurry"
"Worst parking lot ever, pray before entry to hell"
"Get a cold cut wit mayo mustard and lettuce, it's bomb as shit"
"Come to the mid-day matinees on saturday and sunday to beat the crowds for even the most popular films"