Joshua Clingenpeel

"Make sure you tell them what you want exactly. $3.25 menu price for a latte becomes 3.75 automatically because they 'assume you wanted a double.'"

"You'd better be classing up the joint."

"Food court is cash only UNLESS you have a membership, and then you can use checks."

"On twitter? Check out #talesfromthe358 and make sure to add your own."