"Free booze and rock FTW."
"Came into the office the day after New Years. Mandatory to get through my day."
"Double-double animal, animal fries, neo shake FTW!!!"
"Junko is the best stylist in the city. Book her. You'll be glad you did."
"Get here early or lose out on any mozz - they run out early b/c it's so popular!"
"Get the original. It's worth it."